A Funny Biker Story

A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

A reporter from The New York Times has seen the whole scene, and addressing the biker, says, “Sir, that was the most gallant and brave thing I ever saw a man do in my entire life.”

“It was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw the little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.”

“Well, I’ll make sure this won’t go unnoticed. I’m a journalist from the New York Times and tomorrow’s edition will have this on the page one.

What brand of motorcycle do you ride and what political party do you support?”

“A Harley Davidson and I vote for the Republican Party,” replied the biker.

The journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys The New York Times to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads on page one:

‘BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.’